is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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