clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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