do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
