Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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