i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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