She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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