Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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