So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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