So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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