He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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