Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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