There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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