I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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