turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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