did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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