You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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