just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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