Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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