what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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