sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Randomize
