is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We are all done wearing pants today
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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