it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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