Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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