Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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