So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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