S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
