He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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