My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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