Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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