I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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