i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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