so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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