so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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