real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Is Oprah even human
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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