I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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