"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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