They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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