We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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