Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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