you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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