Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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