Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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