based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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