No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
