Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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