He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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