Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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