is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
he just fucked me for my cheese..
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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