i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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