just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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