We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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