You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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