We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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