So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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