And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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